Regretably (sic), our Sunday paper took an erratic bounce, knocking over your tall plant pot and cracking it. This is very rare for me, but I will make it right, personally, as you specify.The number below forwards to our local cell mobile response team until 10:30am daily and we (can't read the word here) and messages after that. My home number is (503) 650-xxxx. I do care about your service a lot. Sorry. Your carrier, Brian.
Here's the damage. How proud we are of the completely dead plant in the pot, along with the wadded up teabag that has been there for at least a month. Yay us!